Office by Alex Penny
Gimmie that christian side hug!
This is totally going on my Christmas list!
(Source: blackwaxx, via kelly-bundy-deactivated20110317)
Geriatric Techno!
I can’t stop laughing at this….
(Source: liquidatomicgonads)
The Most Epic Chalk Art EVER!
Slow Everything Down
Things You Can’t Unsee #1
Your next girlfriend vagina…
Dormitory = Dirty Room
The Morse Code = Here come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in ‘em
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I’m a Dot in Place
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Astronomer = Moon Starer
Princess Diana = End Is A Car Spin
Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns
Polar Bears, they are your friends after they have had a Coke.
Those drinks are HOT!
You can be anyone you want to be.
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